🚨🤡 BREAKING: Salesforce CEO goes full-on Mad Max with a side of "Let’s turn SF into a dystopian playground!" 🌆💀💥 That’s right, fam! Marc Benioff just dropped the bomb like it’s a TikTok dance challenge: he thinks the National Guard should be patrolling the streets of San Francisco! Are we ready for some military-grade tech support? 🪖🤖💼 Meanwhile, his PR team is back at HQ like… “This is fine.” 🔥😂 Rhyme it with, “We’ll just add more emojis to the release!” 💌💀 *insert sweating panic emoji here* But for real, is this how Silicon Valley’s new motto reads? 💼💰 “When in doubt, call in the troops!” Like, wait, what’s next? Shaming other CEOs for not calling in Batman? 👀💪 And let’s not forget the epic corporate cringe if Benioff starts a trend. We might as well see Tim Cook suggesting the Avengers for “urban planning” in Cupertino. 🚀💅 Fr fr, the Bay Area’s tech bros are out here making *global moves* while we just wanna order pizza without a drone invasion. 🍕✈️ But here’s the *hot take*: What if instead of a squad of G.I. Joes, we just give SF a massive hug from the internet? Cope and seethe with that, Silicon Valley. 🤯🔥 #TechGoneWild #StonksOrTank 🔥🦾