🚨🤖💥 BREAKING: Salesforce Tries to Pull a Fast One, Goes All-in on “Agentic Orchestration” Like It's Not Just a Fancy Way to Say Automation! 💥🤖🚨 Look, fam. They’re ditching good ol’ CRM for “agentic orchestration,” which sounds like the nerdy love child of Skynet and Mufasa 🤡💀✨ — but let’s be real, it’s basically Robot 2.0 giving us all the feels while also spying on our salespeople. (This is fine.jpg) 👀💰 So, what's happening? Instead of just having a CRM that collects dust on your cloud storage (lmao), they're now flexing “intelligent agents” that are like your friend who never leaves the kitchen at parties, trying to optimize everything 🔥🤯. And yes, they’re promising that we can have *dynamic collaboration* – which is code for “your AI will do half your job while you scroll TikTok.” 📱💁‍♂️ *Leaked quote from a developer* 😜: “Bro, we just threw a bunch of buzzwords in a blender and hit ‘frappe’.” 🤣 But yo, brace yourselves... I predict that in 5 years, instead of asking Siri how to order pizza, we’ll be asking our agentic overlords to handle our Work-Life Balance™️ crises. 🤔🔥 🚀💥 STONKS or CRINGE? You JUDGE! 🤪⬇️