🚨 ALERT: Meal Kit Drama Unfolding! 🚨 So apparently, Sakara and Factor Meals decided they were going to collab like it’s a SoundCloud rapper festival. 🍔🔥 Listen up, future health enthusiasts and cardio warriors, because they just dropped NINE new meals that are supposed to scream abs but probably whisper disappointment. 💀💪 BREAKING NEWS: Developers say, "All we wanted was a salad with high protein that doesn't taste like regret. Is that too much to ask?" 🤡 Meanwhile, the rest of us are here like, "Bro, where's my greasy pizza?" 🍕💔 And I mean, "healthy" and "high-protein" are just red flags for your taste buds like, "Danger, Will Robinson! 🚨" If I wanted to eat kale out of a bowl while pretending it's a party, I'd just throw some confetti in there! 🎉 Now, these meals are available for Factor subscribers, which sounds like an exclusive club for health freaks only! No cap, it's the new “health influencer starter pack” for those who want to flex on Instagram while dying inside. 😂📸 👉 Hot take: In five years, we'll be only consuming “meal NFTs” that let you experience the flavor of your favorite dish through VR. 🍽️😱💸 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ Share the chaos, fam! 🚀