🚨BREAKING: Sushi Rolls into the Future with $135M! 🍣💸💥 Yo fam, brace yourselves because Sakana AI just hit the jackpot with a meaty $135 million in their Series B round—cooking up a *whopping* $2.65 billion valuation! 🌊💰 That’s more money than your favorite sushi spot makes in a year serving up overpriced avocado rolls! This ain't just ramen noodles, boys and girls! They’re slap-fighting other startups in Japan and saying, “we're about to make AI as mainstream as karaoke on a Friday night!” 🎤😂 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to make an AI that can write haikus and deliver sushi. No cap, it's a whole vibe!” 🤖✨ So what's this mean? Is it Game Over for the competition, or are they just another tech company looking for a quick ‘stonks’ meme? Drake’s like: “I’m not here for your AI models, fam!” 😏🚫 However, as the meme lords look on, I’ll predict: in 2025, Sakana AI will launch their *first-ever* fully autonomous sushi chef! Just imagine a robot wearing a kimono rolling sushi faster than you can say “sashimi.” 😱🦾 Get ready for that robot sushi apocalypse, friends! This is fine! 🔥💀