🚨💔 BREAKING: The Layoffocalypse has birthed a new developer: SACKBIRD STUDIOS! 💔🚨 Listen up, gamers! When Microsoft decided to shed thousands of jobs, it was like watching your weighted blanket get tossed into a raging bonfire 🔥😱. But out of those ashes rises Sackbird Studios—like a Phoenix, but with more snacks and a vibe check! 🥳💥 These former devs from ZeniMax Online Studios are saying, "Ain't no layoffs gonna hold us down! 💪🏽💩" They're going full-on DIY with NO outside investors (imagine the stonks meme but crying). CEO Lee Ridout and COO David Worley are leading the charge with a squad of fewer than 10 peeps, basically making games like they're on a secret island. 🏝️🤫 And what’s this top-secret game? We don’t know. They’re playing it close to the chest—probably brainstorming over some ramen in a half-lit basement. 🤖🍜 My guess? A looter shooter featuring... BRICK BIRDS. That’s a win Roblox would be proud of. 🚀💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Sackbird will become the indie darling of 2025, and half of us will be crying tears of joy while the other half seethe in their mom's basement over it. You heard it here first! 💀👀 So, grab your keyboards, because Sackbird Studios is about to FLY! 🐦💥