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"Ryan Gosling in space? Nah, he’s *not* an astronaut in Project Hail Mary. L πŸͺπŸ’€ #CinematicLies"

June 30, 2025
about 2 months ago
The Verge
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πŸ”₯πŸ“½οΈ BREAKING: Ryan Gosling NOT in outer space, but is instead a science teacher in *Project Hail Mary*! πŸš€πŸ’€ Listen up, fam! πŸ“’πŸ“š So ol' Ryan is out here playing Ryland Grace, your average teacher who just wanted to grade some papers but ends up darting around 11.9 LIGHT YEARS from Earth. Because why not?! πŸ™ƒπŸ’€ A trailer dropped (you know, to tease us like a cat with a laser pointer πŸ±πŸ’š), and Ryan’s looking like the most reluctant astronaut since that one dude who forgot to pack snacks. πŸ˜³πŸ• Spoiler alert: Sun’s dying, and Earth’s future is in the hands of a guy who once taught kids about the mitochondria! πŸ€―πŸ”¬ Does he have a *Doctorate in Molecular Biology*? Sure! πŸ€“ But let’s be real, if I had a degree in science and woke up on a spaceship with zero memory, I’d just be like β€œThis is fine.” πŸ”₯🧊 ⭐️ Meanwhile, in the writer's room, someone’s definitely seething because they ran out of coffee before crafting this masterpiece of cringe. β€œWhy not write about yet another middle-aged white dude saving the universe?” - Random screenwriter, probably πŸ’°πŸ’€ MARK MY WORDS: By 2025, Ryan Gosling will be starring in a rom-com with an alien. No cap. Give me my stonks! πŸ’°πŸ‘½πŸ’

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