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"Ryan Gosling in space? Nah, heโ€™s *not* an astronaut in Project Hail Mary. L ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ’€ #CinematicLies"

June 30, 2025
about 1 month ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ BREAKING: Ryan Gosling NOT in outer space, but is instead a science teacher in *Project Hail Mary*! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ Listen up, fam! ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“š So ol' Ryan is out here playing Ryland Grace, your average teacher who just wanted to grade some papers but ends up darting around 11.9 LIGHT YEARS from Earth. Because why not?! ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ’ค A trailer dropped (you know, to tease us like a cat with a laser pointer ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’š), and Ryanโ€™s looking like the most reluctant astronaut since that one dude who forgot to pack snacks. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ• Spoiler alert: Sunโ€™s dying, and Earthโ€™s future is in the hands of a guy who once taught kids about the mitochondria! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ฌ Does he have a *Doctorate in Molecular Biology*? Sure! ๐Ÿค“ But letโ€™s be real, if I had a degree in science and woke up on a spaceship with zero memory, Iโ€™d just be like โ€œThis is fine.โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸงŠ โญ๏ธ Meanwhile, in the writer's room, someoneโ€™s definitely seething because they ran out of coffee before crafting this masterpiece of cringe. โ€œWhy not write about yet another middle-aged white dude saving the universe?โ€ - Random screenwriter, probably ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’€ MARK MY WORDS: By 2025, Ryan Gosling will be starring in a rom-com with an alien. No cap. Give me my stonks! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’

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