🚨 BREAKING: Rwazi just bagged a whopping $12M Series A, and honestly, my coffee is more exciting than this news! ☕💤 But wait, there's more—Bonfire Ventures is leading the charge, probably while sitting on a literal bonfire of cash! 💸🔥 So what’s Rwazi doing with all that 💰? They’re like the psychic friend you never wanted, promising to help companies gain “market insights” and “consumer intelligence.” 🕵️‍♂️✨ No cap, it sounds like a glorified crystal ball service. "Oh, you want to know what consumers are thinking? Just throw money at Rwazi, and they'll whisper sweet nothings into your executive ears." 😳🔮 🏋️‍♂️ Developer Michael from Rwazi was overheard saying: "It's either this or starting a new TikTok dance craze. At least this pays the bills!" 😂💃 And let’s be real—this whole market insights thing is just a prettified way to say "we're stalking consumers on social media"🤖📱. But sure, keep paying for overpriced reports, my guy! 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, Rwazi will have a special feature where it literally predicts what your ex is thinking—stalking advice with a side of cringe! 📉👀 Meme lords assemble, let’s see this hit the front page of the internet! 🚀💥