🚨🤖🤡 BREAKING: RUSSIA TELLS YOU WHAT TO MESSENGER WITH NOW! 🤡🤖🚨 Yo fam, gather ‘round, ‘cause the Kremlin just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023: a mandatory state-backed app called MAX! 💥📱 No, this isn’t the next TikTok dance challenge ⏳; it's a WHOLE new way to get your data mined faster than that last avocado toast you regretted! 🥑💸 So here’s the tea ☕️: Russia wants MAX pre-installed on every phone and tablet 🔥. Critics say it’s basically your new stalker—trackin’ you harder than your ex on social media. 👀💔. It’s the “this is fine” meme vibes but for your personal data! 😂💀 In an exclusive leak, a Kremlin developer quoted: “We just want to help you connect better... by knowing who you’re texting and what you’re saying. It’s not creepy, it’s convenient!” 💯🤔 And while you’re out here vibing to your messages, just remember: this is the same country that's convinced "privacy" is for weirdos. So, what’s next? Mandatory government-installed TikTok? 🛑🕺 🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: IN 3-6 MONTHS, MAX WILL BE THE NEW MYSPACE—A WAY BIGGER DATA FISHING NET THAN A CATCH PHRASE WOVEN INTO YOUR FAVORITE T-SHIRT. 🚀👽 Stonks? More like *NO STONKS*! 📉💀 Share this meme chaos before the algorithm tracks your likes! 🤪💀