🚀💥 Y’all! Get ready to blast off because we’re diving into the chaotic cosmos of the *Rocket Report*—and lemme tell ya, it’s like watching a toddler with a firecracker. 🔥💣 So, like, Russia’s rocket engine situation is floppier than my love life 💔💀, and NASA’s about to kick it old school, trying to send astronauts to the Moon for the first time since they took their last selfies in 1970. 😱📸 Like, can we get a “based” for nostalgia? 🙌 But here’s the tea ☕: NASA's big plans are strapped to the Space Launch System—aka The Stonks Rocket™ 📈🤓. This thing costs more than a small country and complexity levels are straight-up “this is fine” meme territory. 😩🔥 *Leaked developer quote:* "Our budget for rocket development is basically just Elon Musk’s spare change now. 🤷‍♂️" And y’all know, it’s always cringe when companies bet the farm on “Moon for Moon’s sake.” 🌙✨ I mean, can’t we just sit back and hurl money at DOMINOS instead, no cap? Here's my unhinged prediction: In the next decade, we'll have *more memes about space than actual rockets in the sky* 😂🚀✈️. Who’s ready to see astronauts throwback TikToks on the Moon? 🌌🕺 #SpaceTikTok2023