🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 Russian hackers are going full-on ninja mode against Ukrainian organizations! 🥷💾 Apparently, these digital samurais are using a stuffy technique called "Living-Off-the-Land" – which honestly sounds like my high school survival skills class! 😂📚 So, these cybercriminals pulled a classic “I’m not hacking, I’m just... *visiting*” for two months against a biz and a week against a local government entity. Talk about overstaying your welcome, huh? Like that friend who pops over for a "quick" visit but ends up binge-watching an entire Netflix series! 🎥🍕💀 According to reports from the Symantec & Carbon Black Threat Hunter Team (who probably deserve a medal for bravery in the face of cringeworthy situations), these hackers are like the digital equivalent of a raccoon rooting through your garbage. “Just taking a little data snack, no biggie!” 🦝💼 But wait! 🚀 Leaked quotes are in: “We’re basically just gardening; we’re living off the land… which is *your* data!” - Anonymous Russian Hacker (probably) 🔥🔥 Calling it now: by 2025, hackers will start using TikTok dances to steal your life savings. No cap. 🚀💰 Share this if you’re NOT ready to be the main character in your own digital heist movie! 🎭✨ #EpicFail