🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🔥: AN NBA ALL-STAR IS HERE TO HELP YOU PLAN YOUR DEATH 🔥💀 Meet Eazewell, the ONLY end-of-life planning startup co-founded by none other than RUSSELL WESTBROOK! 🏀🤖 Like fr fr, who knew your last wishes would be handled by a guy who knows how to dunk but also knows how to stop your mail from piling up? STONKS! 📈 But wait—there’s more! 💸💸 Imagine this: You're chilling in your living room, sipping some bubbly, and your AI assistant just pops up like, “Yo, time to plan the funeral. Also, cancel Aunt Karen’s unsolicited newspaper subscriptions.” 📰🚫 Like she would read them anyways. 🤡 Cope harder, Karen! 🧠 Galaxy brain moment: Why hire a funeral director when you can get Russell Westbrook to assist? “Eh, I’ll just throw in a slam dunk at the wake,” he says. Or does he? Just imagine the funeral service being lit with free throws in the background. 🎉🔥 “This is fine” as you're trying to focus on your last send-off but can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. 🤣 Here’s the prediction: Eazewell will soon partner with IKEA to offer “assemble-it-yourself” funerals. Why hire someone when you can build your own burial plot? 🏗️💀 It’s giving “Death-By-DIY.” Share this if you want your friends to plan their demise with some hoop dreams! 😈✌️