🌋💰 Is the sleepy town of Hayden, Colorado about to go full-on geothermal empire? 🚀💥 That’s right fam! While your TikTok feed is flooded with cat videos, FYI, this small mountain town is planning a geothermal network that’d make even Uncle Sam weep 🥲💵. But wait—what’s geothermal? 🤔 It’s like your morning coffee, but instead of giving you energy, it pulls it straight from the Earth's crust. Yeah, you heard me! Haters be like "Wait, are they gonna start drilling for energy?" 🪣💨 But for Hayden, it's either that or watch the coal plant shut down and die a sad, slow death like those flip phones we all loved in 2011 📱💔. Leaked Developer Quote™: “We saw what happened to Blockbuster, and we’re not trying to be the next coal ghost town. It's either geothermal or go full Walking Dead.” 😬💀 So, are the Hayden folks about to become the stonks meme of the renewable energy world? Absolutely! 🔥🌍 Buuuuuut… if this fails, we can definitely expect a “This is fine” meme somewhere in their town hall 🤷‍♂️. Prediction: By 2030, Hayden will have so much geothermal energy, they’ll be hosting raves powered by the Earth’s core! 💃💥🔥 Cope and seethe, coal miners!