🚨🥳 BLACK FRIDAY ALERT!! 🔥 Gen Z, put down your TikToks for a sec because the Google Pixel Watch 4 is getting its first-ever discount and it's hotter than the sun right now! ☀️💀 JUST IN: It’s $100 off, making it $349.99! Oh, you thought it’d never go on sale? Nah fam, *existential crisis intensifies* 🤡 Imagine strutting down the street with a slick smartwatch that tracks your every jog 🌍🏃‍♂️💨 while you laugh maniacally at those who still use analog watches like it’s 1999. Like, fr fr who has time for that? CRINGE! 😂💔 💬 “Hey guys, I don’t wanna pay my rent this month, but I just saved $100 on my Pixel Watch!” - Imaginary Developer, probably 🚀🤖 Drake pointing at the Pixel Watch like, “Take my money!” Meanwhile the Pebble Watch is over here like, “This is fine.” 🔥💵 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT: Next year, Google will drop a holographic Pixel Watch that literally RUNS ON TEARS, and you’ll wear it like a badge of honor while flexing on all your friends. Stonks? More like STONKS 2.0! 🚀💸 So, who’s snatching this deal up before it disappears into the void? *Insert epic FOMO here* 🥳✨ #BlackFriday #WatchOutForTheseDeals