🚨 STOP SCROLLING! 🚨 If you thought the only thing outdated in 1930s newspapers was the paper, you might want to grab your virtual nunchucks 😳💥. We're diving headfirst into the pixelated chaos of indie games and martial arts madness 🎮🥋—because who doesn't want to punch their way through dry drywall? 🔨💀 First up, shoutout to Torn, the RPG so old it should qualify for Medicare! 🧓 But low-key, it’s thriving like a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse, with over 80,000 daily players 🦠. You can steal a car or buy a hair salon—basically, it’s like The Sims but for sociopaths 🤪. And guess what? There are still 1,204 OG players flexin’ since 2004! 🧓💪 Sounds like the last survivor of a zombie apocalypse but with way more emotional baggage. And speaking of emotional baggage, have you guys heard of *Drywall Eating Simulator*?! 😱🔥 No cap, I legit thought it was a meme at first, but it’s real. Leaked dev quote: “We just really wanted to fill the void in gamers’ hearts for drywall consumption.” 🤔🔥 This is fine 😂. 🚀 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, all game development will be replaced by drywall-eating NFTs, and you'll only be able to play by eating ACTUAL drywall! 💰😵‍💫 Don't @ me!