🚨 BREAKING: Runlayer SLAYS the MCP Game with $11M in Seed Money! 🚨💰💥 So, like, you’ve heard of *Runlayer*, right? Nah? Well, rip your FOMO because they just emerged from stealth mode like a ninja with $11 million in the bank thanks to Khosla Ventures and Felicis! 🥷💵 *YAWN!* But here’s the tea: they’re on a mission to make scaling your MCP servers as easy as stealing your little brother’s lunch money. 🥪💀 ⚡️ “Bro, I just wanted to make server scaling a smooth ride like my mom's old minivan,” said a totally legit developer we definitely didn’t make up. “Why does security have to feel like pulling teeth?” — Name that dev, am I right? 🤡💉 Meanwhile, companies be like *“I’ll take 100!”* while secretly Googling “What’s an MCP server?” 🤔 This is fine. Of course, you know that dragon emoji? 🐉 Yeah, that’s Khosla Ventures riding into the sunset with their $11M stonks, while the rest of us are stuck Googling “What is Runlayer?” 😫📉 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Runlayer will create a “MCP-2” and it’ll be so advanced that it’ll replace all human jobs! 🤖👀 Brace yourselves: we’ll be “server scaling” our way into a robot overlord era. That’s right, folks! SERVERPocalypse 2.0 is upon us! 🚀💣 Share this with your boss to spread the love! 😎💕