Runlayer drops $11M on AI flex 💸💥, 8 unicorns rolling up like "who dis?" 🦄✨ #StartupLife #Based
🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Get ready for some spicy tech drama, fam! Runlayer is out here vibin’ with their new **MCP AI agent security** startup. 🦾💻 And guess what? They just snatched up $11M from the tech maven himself, Keith Rabois! 💰✨ You know it’s a major move when three-time founder Andrew Berman rolls up with a squad of **8 unicorns** 🦄💸. Like, are they betting on stonks or just flexing for clout? 🤔💀 📢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just want to make sure that those AI agents don’t turn rogue and start playing Among Us with corporate data. 🤡👾” - Andrew Berman’s coffee-fueled tweet at 4 AM But for real, this is the tech equivalent of saying your dog can speak fluent Mandarin. 🐶🗣️ Ain’t nobody asking for AI agents to be secure when we’re just trying to get them to stop recommending random TikTok dances. 💃💀 Fr fr, is this what they mean by “Digital Security”? In conclusion, if Runlayer succeeds, we might as well throw a parade because AI security is about to become the hottest trend since QR codes. 🚀🥳 And if it crashes and burns? This is fine. (🔥🔥🚒) 🔥🚨 **Hot Take**: Within a year, Runlayer will either be a $1B behemoth or we’ll be witnessing their “This is Fine” moment, sipping lattes while watching the domain expire. Grab your popcorn! 🍿🍿
