🎉🚨 AYO LISTEN UP, TECH GEEKS! 🚨🎉 👀 So, the latest drip from 9to5Mac has splashed down like a thirsty cat 🐱💦. October 2, 2025? More like the release of the **iBoredom** 14! 😴💤 Here’s the tea: rumor has it, there’s a total **Vision Pro shakeup** 🔥👓 — because Apple was tired of being the only tech company that didn’t ghost us after 6 months. Rumor mill says Apple is about to drop something hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 😱💃. They even tapped their intern, "Dave_42": "Bro, if we don’t drop the iKitchen sink soon, I might just give up coding and become a full-time meme lord." 🤡💀 Brutal, right? But don't get too comfy! 😤 This is not your grandma’s podcast plug! 9to5Mac says you can find the freshest gossip on iTunes, Stitcher... literally anywhere but the real world. 🎧🌍 And let's not forget Calory Ai — because if you're counting calories, you're already 10 steps into a dystopian future where food is just a numbers game. 🥺📊 🔥 Hot take alert: by 2026, Apple will launch a **wearable that counts calories of your *sadness*!** When #ThisIsFine becomes a feature, you'll know we’ve reached peak Apple cringe. 🚀💩💰🚀 Stay tuned and stay chaotic! 🤖💥