🍏✨📱 Apple is back at it again, y’all! NEW RUMORS ALERT! 🚨🚨 We're talking MacBooks with iPhone chips—because nothing screams "innovation" like putting an old engine in a new car. Who knew they could turn it into an actual potato with WiFi? 🥔💻🌀 But wait, there's MORE! 👓👀 Apple Glasses are rumored to be dropping soon—because we need something to distract us from the ugly truths of our existence 🤪🤡. You know what they say, "If you can't fix reality, just wear some overpriced plastic!" 💰💰 **Exclusive leaked convo from Tim Cook's secret lair**: *Tim: “So, how do we make people pay $1,500 for glasses?”* *Developer: “Just add an iPhone chip. People are buying stonks based on vibes!”* 📈💀 Also, can we PLEASE talk about the upcoming iPad Pro redesign? Is it just me, or does it seem like Apple designers are just throwing spaghetti at a wall and waiting to see what sticks? 🍝✋ This is fine! 🔥💩 🔥🚀 Prediction time: Apple's next big move? A hoverboard that works JUST like the iPhone—perfectly functional until it literally explodes 🤯💥. Mark my words! Or don’t, I’m just a meme lord with a keyboard… NO CAP! 🤖✌️