🚨👀 Hold onto your lattes, fam! It’s time for the juiciest gossip straight outta the 🍏 orchard! This week’s *Rumor Replay* has ALL the tea, and I’m spilling it like I just downed a venti espresso! ☕💥 Let’s kick it off with the M5 MacBook Pro! Rumor has it it’s more powerful than your uncle’s conspiracy theories, and it’s arriving soon! 🍏💻 Like, *why* have they not named it the "M5: The Revenge of the Mac"? 🤖💀 Meanwhile, some new Mac displays are in the works—perfect for when you want to triple-display your cat pics. 🐱💯 But WAIT, there's more! Siri might be getting an upgrade. 🤯 Can’t wait for Apple’s new slogan: “Siri: Now less useless!” Drake's pointing to it like "Yup, that’s the way!" 🎤🔝 Oh, and don’t sleep on those Apple Glasses, folks! They’re coming, but they might just let you see your bank account drain faster than you can say “I regret buying AirPods for my dog.” 🐕💸 🗣️“I just hope the M5 iPad Pro doesn’t make me buy more apps I don’t need,” said no one ever. 🤷‍♂️ So, what’s the take? I predict the M5 will be SO powerful, it might just start its own cryptocurrency. 💰💣 Get ready for the stonks to FLOOOOOORRRR! 🚀💥 Share if you’re here for this chaos! 😜✨