🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: 🍏👽 The AirPods Pro 3 are about to LOSE THEIR MINDS and steal some design *vibes* from the AirPods 4! 💥😱 Let’s be real, Apple is basically playing a game of "pin the tail on the bud" at this point. Like, *what’s next?* AirPods that **charge by reading your mind**? 🧠💡💰 According to the Tech Oracle (a.k.a. Bloomberg) 📰👑, the drop is imminent, and I can already see the hypebeasts lining up at the Apple Store like it’s Black Friday 🛍️🔥 while grandmas are still rocking their first-gen AirPods like it’s 2019. 💬 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We figured if it worked for AirPods 4, why not just recycle it? Just like we did with the iPhone 15.” - Apple Design Team (probably) 🚀🤡 Meanwhile, Apple fanboys are busy assembling their “AirPods 3.5” conspiracy theories like: “AirPods 4 and Pro 3 are just the same, bro, wake up!” 😤💤 *This is fine...* So buckle up, fam! 💪🤖 My *unhinged prediction*? The AirPods 3 will literally become self-aware and give us all life advice while playing our favorite Spotify playlist. Mark my words. 💣✨ #AirPodsPro3 #AppleIsAsBigAsMyStonks 📈💀