🚨🔥BREAKING: Tether’s CEO Goes Full Meme Mode with USAT Token on Rumble!💸🚀 So first things first: Paolo Ardoino over at Tether is like “Yo, let’s drop this new USAT token on Rumble 🤡,” because apparently, just existing in the crypto space isn’t enough. We need to RUMBLE with our tokens, fam! 😂💀 Let’s paint a picture: Tether, holding a MEGA 48% stake in Rumble, is trying to seize the U.S. crypto market like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coder party🍕👉. Meanwhile, other crypto peeps are just vibing in the corner like “This is fine,” while Tether’s cruising with galaxy brain moves! 🚀✨ “Token distribution on Rumble? What? Is this 2006?” – some confused boomer developer probably said after checking their flip phone. If you’re still trying to process this, just know it’s a wild strategy to capture that sweet, sweet U.S. market share. 📈💰 But fr fr, is anyone actually gonna watch Rumble for crypto? Bro, TikTokers are twerking their way to stonks while you’re out here with your USAT tokens 😂🤖. Prediction time: In five years, crypto people will be trading tokens like Pokémon cards, but only on platforms that no one has heard of yet. Prepare for the chaos! 💥🤯💰🔥