🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 Rumble just put their money where their meme mouth is with a *WHOPPING* $970M deal to snag Northern Data! 😱💰 That's right, folks—Rumble, the site that brings “free speech” and cat videos to the frontline, is diving into the AI pool like a toddler at a birthday party. 🎉🤡 But wait—there's a twist! This deal won’t close until Q2 2026. That’s like waiting for your pizza to arrive, only to find out it’s from the 90s and topped with dial-up internet. 🍕🕔 Now, both Rumble and Northern Data are sporting the Tether logo like it's the hottest flex on the blockchain block. 💪💸 “We're just here to disrupt the algorithm, bro,” said a totally legit developer who probably wrote this while sipping a green smoothie. 🥬💻 TL;DR: Rumble and Northern Data are ready to disrupt AI and hopefully not ruin it like they did with the comment section. 👀🔥 🧠💥 Hot take: In 2026, Rumble will be the first streaming platform to host AI-generated conspiracy theory documentaries narrated by Joe Rogan's long-lost twin. Bet! 🤖🚀 #Stonks #MemeMagic