🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS in the code-o-sphere! 🚨💔 So, apparently, Ruby Central decided to pull a sneaky sneak and *snatch* some open-source projects like a raccoon in a trash can 🦝🗑️ without even dropping a "hey, can I borrow this?" 💀💔 Sources say it’s all thanks to Shopify whispering sweet nothings in their ear like, “Psst, take control. It’s stonks time, baby!” 📈💰 Listen up, fam, this is like that scene in every rom-com where the best friend just swoops in and takes the love interest. Awkward, cringe, and straight-up *TOXIC* 💔🤮. Joel Drapper, our brave whistleblower, is spilling tea like it’s hot 🔥☕! Legend has it some devs said, "What’s next? Are they coming for my lunch too? 🍕🤠" 🤖💬 Leaked Dev Quote: “Next thing you know, Ruby Central will be charging for Ruby-gem subscriptions! 🤡💸” And don't even get me started on the maintainers who found out on a Zoom call like, “So, about your project… WE own it now.” OOF. 😬🚪 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: I predict Ruby will be NFT-ified next! Hold onto your keyboards, this is gonna be wild! 🚀💀