💰💸🎉 **BREAKING CHEESY TECH NEWS ALERT!** 🚨💻💀 Rubrik just decided to splurge like a kid in a candy store and slapped down a whopping **$100M+** to snatch up *Predibase*! 🎈🍭 This little startup was out here fine-tuning large language models like they’re the next Michelin Star chef of AI. 🍳🤖 Talk about a major flex - Predibase’s investors must be popping bottles like it's New Year’s Eve! 🍾💥 Hold up, did you hear the tea? Some tech bro said, “We really wanted to get our hands on their LLM tech. I mean, who doesn’t want a model that’s smarter than their ex?” 😂💔 #TrueStory Meanwhile, Rubrik, channeling the *Drake Pointing Meme* vibe, is like: “I want the Predi-*best*! 🔥💪 No cap, we’re ready to turn all our data into golden stonks.” 📈💻 And let’s be real, the real punchline is: Does ANYONE actually know what ‘fine-tuning LLMs’ means, or are we ALL just pretending while waiting for the next AI-generated cat meme? 🐱✨ **Hot Take:** By 2025, every tech company will be acquiring each other like Pokémon cards, and we’re all going to be buying AI-generated *virtual* friends because IRL friendships are *cringe*. 🚀🤡💥