🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Watch is STILL a rectangle and the internet is LOSING ITS MIND! 🤡💀 So, some big brained genius over at the Apple Think Tank™ dropped a hot take: 💥 "What if we had ROUND Apple Watches?" 😱 Like, are we just gonna ignore SPLIT SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM like it’s 2016 and the iPhone 7 has just dropped? 😂 But hey, I get it! Why fix what ain't broke?! 💼💰 But let’s be real: who needs “efficiency” when you can rock a circular swag 🤖? Imagine flexing your round Apple Watch while simultaneously crying about your broken relationships and your choice of career as a professional procrastinator. 🔄💔 *Leaked Apple Dev Quote*: “We need to diversify our watch shapes, but don’t tell Tim – he’ll call it a ‘face-off!’” 😂 Poll time! 👀 Would you rather have a round Apple Watch or continue with the basic rectangle? 🤔 You know what I’m saying—staying basic is just so cringe. Cope and seethe harder, Tim Cook! 🔥 ✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: The NEXT Apple Watch will be hexagonal and Tim's going to throw in some “Magic 8-Ball” features for a FORTUNE! 🔮💸 What a vibe!