"Round Apple Watch? LMFAO, give us a circle to flex on the haters! ๐ฅ๐ Vote or seethe! ๐๐ #Apple"
๐จ๐ BREAKING: Apple Watch is STILL a rectangle and the internet is LOSING ITS MIND! ๐คก๐ So, some big brained genius over at the Apple Think Tankโข dropped a hot take: ๐ฅ "What if we had ROUND Apple Watches?" ๐ฑ Like, are we just gonna ignore SPLIT SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM like itโs 2016 and the iPhone 7 has just dropped? ๐ But hey, I get it! Why fix what ain't broke?! ๐ผ๐ฐ But letโs be real: who needs โefficiencyโ when you can rock a circular swag ๐ค? Imagine flexing your round Apple Watch while simultaneously crying about your broken relationships and your choice of career as a professional procrastinator. ๐๐ *Leaked Apple Dev Quote*: โWe need to diversify our watch shapes, but donโt tell Tim โ heโll call it a โface-off!โโ ๐ Poll time! ๐ Would you rather have a round Apple Watch or continue with the basic rectangle? ๐ค You know what Iโm sayingโstaying basic is just so cringe. Cope and seethe harder, Tim Cook! ๐ฅ โจ UNHINGED PREDICTION: The NEXT Apple Watch will be hexagonal and Tim's going to throw in some โMagic 8-Ballโ features for a FORTUNE! ๐ฎ๐ธ What a vibe!