🔥🐢💥 BREAKING: Tulsa’s Rose Rock Bridge is Here to Make Energy Great Again! 😱💰💡 Listen up, oil barons, because Tulsa is back in the energy game with a non-profit twist! Rose Rock Bridge (RRB) is like the lovechild of Elon Musk and your second cousin who drinks way too much coffee. ☕️💀 It’s bringing innovation like it’s a TikTok dance challenge—who's ready to “get jiggy” with sustainable energy?! 🚀💚 Jennifer Hankins, the managing director and all-around tech oracle, dropped this gem: “Places like Tulsa, we’re tailor-made for tech excellence.” *cue Drake pointing meme* 👈📈 So yeah, she’s basically saying that if you're not ready to innovate, you can take your fossil fuels and shove ‘em! 🖕 But do you know what’s really heating up? The fact that RRB is like a Tinder date for startups and energy. 💔🤖 “We’re trying to create a tech economy that’s the Elon Musk of tomorrow, no cap,” said an imaginary developer who definitely doesn’t exist, but is vibing hard with the hustle. 🤙💥 So here’s the hot take, fam: in five years, Tulsa could be the Silicon Valley of the energy sector... or we’ll all be toast. 🍞🔥 Keep your eyes peeled! And remember, if you're not investing in RRB, you’re basically *this is fine* dog in a burning house! 😭💔🔥