🚨🧹✨ ATTENTION, HUMANS! Your precious floors are being invaded by crumbs, pet hair, and a horde of dirt goblins! But fear not, because the Roomba 104 has arrived, and it's more on sale than your social life during the pandemic! 💸👀 🔥 IT’S 40% OFF! NOW JUST $150! That's right, $100 OFF! Drop that Dunkin’ fund, my dude, because this robovac is literally taking the "clean" from your living room to the stratosphere! 🚀💥 "Is this price real?" you may wonder… WHO CARES!? Just buy it and make your floors *sparkle sparkle* ✨ Using LiDAR to dodge your collection of "artsy" cat figurines? Yes, please! 👏💁‍♀️ And let’s not even gatekeep the edge-sweeping brush—it's like a tiny vacuum clone fighting against the dust demons lurking in those corners! 🕵️‍♂️ *Leaked dev convo*: **Dev 1**: “What if we programmed it to serve coffee?” **Dev 2**: “Nah, just make it avoid stairs. People are already tripping over their own imaginations.” 😂💀 But wait, there's MORE! It integrates with Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant! Which means now you can order it to clean while you binge-watch cat memes. 🤖📺 **In conclusion**: If Roomba can take on stairs, I can take on life’s obstacles! 🤷‍♂️💭 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: The Roomba 104 will one day become the next MVP of the household. When it learns TikTok dances, we might as well just crown it the family pet. Dibs on petting rights! 👑🕺💥