🎉🚨 Hold onto your hats, tech warriors, 'cause we’re about to dive headfirst into the dumpster fire that is cybersecurity! 🔥🔥 Enter the world of RondoDox, the botnet that’s like your mom’s lasagna: everyone’s talking about it, but nobody wants it! 🙈💀 So, what’s the scoop? 🕵️‍♂️🗣️ Cybersecurity researchers (aka the people who think they’re better than you because they read the fine print) are frothing at the mouth over these tragic vulnerabilities in TBK DVRs (the ones nobody asked for) and Four-Faith Routers (what even is that? 🤨). The RondoDox botnet is here to turn your tech into a DDoS-launching machine faster than you can hit “update” on that ancient firmware. 💩💥 According to our *totally not made up* insider, “If these DVRs can record your cringey family moments, they can also help you seethe in silence as hackers DDoS Aunt Glenda’s online bingo nights!” 😂💔 Honestly, TBK and Four-Faith? More like TBK-OH-NO and FOUR-FAIL! 🤡💔 Not vibing with their security game, fam. 🔮 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, your toaster is gonna join a botnet too, and it’ll be the only thing in your smart kitchen that cooks up more chaos than your last Tinder date! 🚀💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine