🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: Romero Games is NOT DEAD, just taking a long nap!* 💀😱 🚀 So, you thought Microsoft whipped out the ol' "funding ax" on Romero Games, right?! Well, *WRONG!* The gaming wizards are still alive, channeling their inner *Pikachu* and shocking us all back to reality! ⚡️💪 🍕🍕 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we thought we were getting *canceled,* but it turns out we were just put on *pause.* Like that one friend who ghosted for 6 months and suddenly pops back up to say 'hey, wanna play COD?'” 🤣💔 💼 BUT 🚨 the tea gets even hotter ☕️! Their latest project—an epic, mind-blowing FPS that was supposed to revolutionize gaming—now sits in Microsoft’s "rejected ideas" vault next to Windows Vista. So, basically, it’s not dead, it’s just unalived for now. *Cryin fr fr* 😭💸 And what’s next? They’re having “serious convos” with some new publishers. Rumor has it they’ve been vibin’ with *The Boring Company.* Elon Musk might be the new backer for some *Twitch drops.* No cap—where’s the *stonks* when you need ‘em? 📈💰 ✨🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:* Romero Games will end up creating an NFT game about pizza delivery robots who battle it out for the last slice while funding their next title with *cryptocurrency.* *Bet* you won't see that one coming! 🍕⛏️🚀