🎉💥 BREAKING: Roku just pulled a *stunts* move nobody saw coming! 🚀🤯 Your grandad's ancient flat screen just got a life upgrade 40% OFF because of some Prime Day sorcery! 🪄✨ Introducing the Rooku Streaming Stick Plus ⚡️ – the ONLY stick you need, and I’m not talking about a middle school Gen Z’s TikTok dance! 💃🕺 This baby is basically the ‘goblin mode’ for your TV. 💀📺 Why shell out 💰 for a whole new TV when for under $30 you can make your ol’ beater smart? 🤖 #BigBrainMoves 📅 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We were going to call it the Roku Ultra Plus, but then we realized our customers are not trying to flex on the 'customizable coffee maker' market." ☕️😏 Now you can binge-watch dog videos on YouTube at 4K resolution while your sanity shrinks like a Snapchat photo. 📸💀 But seriously, is this device future-proof? Will it turn our brains into mush while we cope with reality?🧠💥 Don’t be a cringeworthy boomer and skip this deal! 🔥 HOT TAKE: Roku will eventually morph into a crazy tech cult that worships the Streaming Gods while selling subscription plans for the *ultimate* dog video experience!!! 👽💸 Stonks up, fam! 📈🙌 Share this before you get suckered into paying full price on that overpriced "smart" TV! 🤑🚫 #RokuGangAssemble