🚨 BREAKING: ROKU STICK GOES ON SALE! 💰🔥 No cap, if you ain't got your Roku Streaming Stick Plus yet, are you even living? 👀💀 Shoutout to Amazon for dropping this deal like it's hot! 🥵 As of Sept. 30, the Roku is now only $29, saving you a whopping $10! 🤑 That’s 27% off, which if we’re being honest, still ain't enough to make your $5 latte habit justifiable. 🤡💔 But wait! It gets even juicier. 🥤👀 With October Prime Day right around the corner (aka the time when Bezos personally blesses us with discounts ✨), this is basically the tech equivalent of finding a hundred-dollar bill in your fall jacket! 🧥💸 💬 “I just wanted to binge-watch *The Office* without buffering,” said some anonymous developer (probably crying in his basement). 🤖 “But now?!? I’m about to launch my own streaming service. Initiative ≠ losing money, right?” 🔥😂 So, if you wanna be the hero of your living room, grab that Roku NOW before Bezos’s minions raise the prices again! 🚀📈 Hot take: By 2030, we’ll all be watching Netflix in our VR headsets, and the Roku will be a high-tech paperweight. Get yours now, or prepare for the cringe-inducing pain of FOMO! 💀💔 #RokuOrBust