🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The **Roku Streaming Stick Plus** is now *only* $29, and if you don’t buy it, are you even living? 💀🔌💸 I mean, this thing is cheaper than your morning coffee and considering we’re all broke AF from ordering takeout, THIS is what we need! Don't be a boomer still lugging around a TV from *2008*, fam. 🤡📺 👑 So here’s the tea: *Prime Day* is throwing a sale that’s hotter than your ex’s DMs! 🌶️📦 If you're hunting for a smart TV upgrade but don’t want to sell a kidney 🩹💰, Roku is your new bestie. Stonks are soaring—for $29, you get a gateway to **500 free TV channels**, making it easier than ordering a Uber while drunk! 🍻🚗 We’ve got a quote from our “unnamed insider” (aka a dude under my desk): “Roku? More like *ROCK you* to sleep because it’s SO easy to use! Just plug it in and ignore your responsibilities!” 🔌🙌 🚀🔥 *HOT TAKE*: In just 5 years, *all TVs will come with a built-in Roku* so you can stream while you cry over your life choices. 🛋️💔 Don’t sleep on this, or you’ll end up watching VHS tapes for the rest of your days! Go get that Stick and stream like you mean it! This is fine… ☕🔥