🚨📺🔥 ROKU JUST PULLED A HOWDY ON US! Y’all ready for the wildest time in streaming since Netflix decided its algorithm was a better writer than the “Friends” scriptwriters? 🤠💰 So, Roku just dropped a new streaming service called *Howdy*—ad-free and only $2.99 per month! You heard that right! For less than the price of a fancy coffee, you can binge content from Lionsgate, WBD, FilmRise, and probably your ex's TikToks—if they were a movie. 🍿👀 But there’s a catch: *Howdy* is only for Roku devices. Like, can you imagine the audacity? That's like making a chair company that only sells chairs to people named Brad. *Brads* only! 🤡🤦‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we wanted to give people a reason to buy a Roku, so we just slapped our name on a service and people will buy it. Stonks, baby! 📈💸” Drake’s like “No” when he sees ad-filled platforms, but he’s got nothing on Howdy, amirite? 📉🚀 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, Roku will release *Howdy 2: Howdy Harder*, where you can earn points for watching water-skiing documentaries, but you can only redeem them at the *Howdy* physical store...located in the Upside Down. 🐉💀 Stay tuned, fam! This saga is *just* getting started! 🤖💥