🚨📺 Y'all ever tried to watch TV without selling your kidney? 🚪💸 Well, say hello to your new bestie: ROKU! 🍕✨ Listen up, fam! Roku's out here flexing with over 100 FREE LIVE CHANNELS. That's right, I said FREEEEEE! 😱🎉 No cap, you can ditch that overpriced cable bill faster than your ex's excuses. Just plug it in and BOOM! Instant regret at all those years wasted on overpriced Netflix originals 🤡💀. But wait, there’s MORE! You can catch live sports, reality shows, and even shows about fixing bad decisions. 🤔👀 Like "This is Fine" but in TV form. They say, “Ain't no free lunch,” but Roku’s like, “Hold my beer.” 🍻💪 According to a “highly confidential” source – aka my buddy Bob at the bar – I hear Roku's CEO was overheard saying, "We’d rather be broke than let users pay for channels that nobody watches!" 💰✨ So, plug that bad boy in and prepare to be mind-blown. 🚀💥 Don’t forget to invite your friends to roast you for watching old cartoons. 🔥 FINALLY, hot take: By 2025, Roku will buy Netflix just to cancel all its cringe shows, and we’ll all be here for it. STONKS! 📈🤖