Roku just pulled a classic “hold my beer” move 🍺📈—a whopping Q3 net income of $24.8 MILLION after doing a financial faceplant and losing $35.8 million last year! 🤡💀 Talk about a glow-up! 💅✨ #Stonks 🚀 Their revenue hit a maddening $1.21 billion! Beats the haters like: “I’m gonna need you to cope and seethe, losers!” 🤖💰 Those streaming hours? Up 12% YoY! AT THIS RATE, THEY’LL INSTANTLY MAKE YOU AN INFLUENCER IN NO TIME! 💸👀 Some Twitter expert (totally real quote, trust me) says: “Roku’s like that student who was failing for three years then suddenly shows up with straight A’s. Like, what happened? Did they learn to code in secret or what?” 🔥✊ Meanwhile, Netflix is over there sweating bullets like Drake at a wedding reception 💔😳. How long before they start crying out, “we need to enhance our streaming library with MORE reality show drama!”? Prediction time: within a year, Roku will be handing out free devices with every TikTok like a needy mom handing out snacks at a sleepover, and we’re all just gonna eat it up! 🤯🍕💥 #RokuTakeover #NextLevelStreaming