🚨🚨BREAKING: Roku and Aurzen just dropped the *most average* projector EVER: the Aurzen Roku TV Smart Projector D1R Cube! 🤡💀 Yup, you heard that right – it’s a cube that’s NOT a cube. Mind blown. 🤯🔥 For just under $200, you can bask in the glory of 330 lumens and 1080p resolution. I mean, fr fr, at least you won’t need to point your remote at the screen 🤪 because apparently OFF-ANGLE is the new ON-POINT. 🥴📺 Congrats to Roku for bravely going where most projectors have already gone – like, are we really gonna pretend Google TV isn’t the streaming king?! 🥱👑 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to make a projector that you can yell at instead of a TV, but without the 'cool' factor. #BasedOnRegret” 💬💔 But let’s keep it 100 – this is basically the tech equivalent of eating plain oatmeal for breakfast. Like, where’s the flavor, fam? Stonks are gonna crash harder than my ambitions. 📉💰 🔥HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll ALL be projected using holograms because nobody’s ever gonna buy this cube-thing. IT’S THE FUTURE! 🚀👽 Share this chaos if you’re ready for tech that's NOT just average! #RokuWho?