🚨BREAKING NEWS: Roku Just Made a Projector That Could Make Your Living Room Look Like a Movie Theater—If You Squint! 😱📽️ 🎉 Meet the **Roku TV Smart Projector D1R Cube**! No cap, it promises a whopping **150-inch screen** 👀—that’s bigger than your last breakup! 😂💔 For a cool under $200, it’s got **1080p HD** (so you can see every pore on that rom-com actor’s face), but only **330 ANSI lumens**—which translates to "Watch this in the dark or seethe in disappointment." 🌑🙅‍♂️ But wait, there's more! It comes with *dual 5W speakers*—:roast: which is basically saying “Hey, you can vibe with your friends, but you’ll all sound like a bunch of angry bees.” 🐝🔊 Imagine the hype? *“Bro, I just blew $200 on a glorified lamp!”* – random dude in the comments. Yeah, buddy, welcome to the stonk market of tech! 📈💸 And in a totally not leaked conversation behind closed doors: *Developer 1:* "Should we include better specs?" *Developer 2:* "Nah, just throw a Roku sticker on it and call it a visual flex!" 🔥 Hot Take: In 2 years, this will either be *legendary* or a meme that’s the poster child for regret. You decide! 🤪 #RokuFOMO #ProjectorLife #ThisIsFine