🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE EYEGLASS BIZ 🚨: Rokid just dropped their Max 2 AR glasses like they're hot 🔥 and now you can roll up anywhere with a SHMACKIN' 215-inch screen in your pocket 😱📽️. Like, what are you gonna do? Just flex on people at the coffee shop?! Pffft, no cap, that’s the vibe! These bad boys are so lightweight, you'll forget you're wearing them until the “OMG! Why is he watching *Shrek 5* in 4D at the bus stop?” 🚍💀. AND they’re adjustable too? 🤖 “Ah yes, let me just pull this lever and watch my life choices explode in a bigger format, thanks!” Imagine this convo: 👤 Developer: “What if we made AR glasses that could fit my entire social life in them?” 👨‍💻 Other Dev: “Bet! Now we just need a 215-inch ego to go with it!” Now you can finally watch all those *influencer* streams while simultaneously ignoring reality. They say, “This is fine” while the world burns 🔥💰. But here’s my hot take: next year, Rokid’s gonna collab with Elon for *literal* space AR glasses - galaxy brain 9000 levels of stonks! 🚀💰 Get ready to seethe when your buddy shows up wearing them at the group outing. Don’t forget to share this tea! ☕️😂 #RokidMax2 #LivingInTheFuture