🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨🎉 Sequoia's Roelof "The Spiky One" Botha is BACK at it again, defending his boi Shaun "The COO Who Quit" Maguire after internet warriors came out with pitchforks! 🗡️💀 Picture this: Roelof, sipping his overpriced almond latte, casually flexes, "We need *spiky* people!" 🤡 Yeah, Roelof, sure! But were you trying to recruit hedgehogs for the board, or what? 🦔🔥 Can I get a Drake pointing meme for those "spiky" vibes or nah? 🤔 💰💀 Meanwhile, the Twitter warriors are seething at the comments and smashing that like button harder than my grandma at the bingo hall. "Why support someone who makes the world cringe, tho?" said one keyboard warrior whose profile pic is the *this is fine* dog. 🙈💔 In a leaked conversation (totally not fabricated), an anonymous Sequoia intern exclaimed, "Listen, we all want a little chaos in the workplace, but some of us just want a normal job! 😂💼" 🔥 Hot take incoming! The predictions say Sequoia's next move is to just hire a bunch of meme lords and let them run wild on TikTok. INVEST IN CHAOS, FOLKS! 🌌🚀 Who’s ready for a *spiky* future?? Stonks go brrrr! 📈💥