🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The demon-slaying titan Rod Fergusson is LEAVING Blizzard, and no, this isn’t one of those “new season, who dis?” moments. After 5 years of grinding his way through hell and back, it’s time for him to ditch the Lich King and find new mischief to stir. 🗡️💀 📢 In a social media explosion that even the most hardcore of Hellspawn would take notice of, Fergusson announced his departure like some kind of gaming Moses parting the Red Sea of code. "I'm proud of what we built and excited for what’s ahead for Diablo," he said on Bluesky. 👏 But let’s be honest, he probably meant, “I’m outta here, catch ya in the underworld, suckas!” 🔥 In response, Phil Spencer was all “thanks for the hellfire and vision,” as if he wasn’t sweating through Microsoft’s recent round of layoffs like it's the final boss fight in a Gears of War game. 🤯 Because, like, stonks are down, layoffs are up, and could things get any worse?!! This is fine. 🐸🔥 🌌 So what’s next for Rod? Going on a quest to find the best nachos in gaming? 🤔 Or is he secretly developing a new game titled Diablo: The Search for a New Job? 🤣 🔮 My hot take? Rod joins forces with Hideo Kojima to create the world's first 4D horror-narrative coffee shop—because why not? Get ready to sip lattes while dodging DARKEST powers. 🚀💰 #CoffeeOfWar