🎮💥🔥 Hold onto your controller, gamers! THE BIGGEST plot twist in gaming history is upon us! 🚀 Rod Fergusson, the dude who carried Diablo like a toddler with a snack cup, is now the Captain Ahab of the **BioShock** ship! 🐳💥 Just a few weeks after sticking the knife in Blizzard 🍔💔 (sorry not sorry), Rod's popping back into 2K to make sure they don't crash into the iceberg like that Titanic sequel nobody wanted! 🎢💀 🎤 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, I thought BioShock was just a fancy name for a new protein shake. But Rod's got mad skills, looks like we’re riding the stonks train to Rapture, baby! 💰🚊" And listen up—this franchise was LOST! I mean, who even knows what happens now? Apparently, 2K execs were crying into their Elmer Fudd mugs about the direction! 🥴 No cap, we were all seething. But now, Fergusson's back to make us “proud” or at least not cringe. *Drake pointing*: “Rod taking charge = based!” ✨✨ And let’s not forget he’s also cantoring over that Netflix movie. If it turns into a rom-com, I'm suing. 😂 🏆 *Hot Take*: This BioShock will probably end with an AI-run city, where people fight over memes instead of ADAM. Get ready for your new overlords, folks! 🤖👑🔥 #GamerMadness #BioshockIsLife