🚨💔 Rockstar said “bye” to 30 peeps, then dropped GTA VI delays—union-busting vibes, no cap! 💀🔥 #F in the chat
🎮💥 BREAKING: Rockstar Games Just Dropped a More Dramatic Surprise Than Any GTA Mission! 💥🎮 So, uh, y’all remember when we were all hyped for GTA VI, right? 🎉 Well, buckle up because Rockstar’s over here pulling a “hold my beer” move by firing **30 employees** before the game even drops! 💀💸 Picture this: a rogue developer in a smoke-filled office, just casually saying, “We gotta do something to really mess with their motivation!” 😂🔥 Yup, they’re facing *union-busting allegations*, and no one knows if they’re just trying to get into the “Best Villain” category for 2023! 🤡 Leaked quote from a self-proclaimed Rockstar dev: “If I see another coworker getting unionized, I’m gonna spawn a tank in real life!” 🚀💀 Honestly, the only thing more chaotic than their HR department is the NPC AI in GTA V! In true Rockstar fashion, they seem to be running this like a mission: “Fired employees? 🔥 This is fine!” 🐸💔 🔥💰Hot Take Alert: Next up, their employees will be added to the game as Easter eggs! So whenever you see tired, union-less characters wandering los Santos? Yup, that’s your HR department—always watching, always lurking. Stonks? More like bonks! 💥💩 Share this if you feel the chaos!!!
