🚨💥 STOP THE CLOCK! AI SMART GLASSES TELL YOU WHAT TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? 🙄👓💡 Your boy over at ZDNET got all hot and bothered over AI smart glasses, but let’s keep it a buck, fam. The EVEN G2 is the only pair that won't make you look like a 2000s meme. 🕶️✨ “After extensive 📝 research and hours of testing,” they said. But what they REALLY mean is: “We Googled this sh*t in 5 minutes while drinking overpriced oat milk lattes.” ☕🔥 This is literally the tech equivalent of the Drake meme: "Drake pointing at EVEN G2" ➡️ “Me wearing those other cringe glasses” ➡️ "Drake looking disgusted." 🤢💀 And wait, peep this leaked convo between two devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, can you imagine wearing the G2 in a Zoom call?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Yeah, they'd think I'm *based* while I stare into the abyss." Meanwhile, ZDNET’s doing the Lord’s work by just making SEO stonks go up and up! 📈💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll ALL be wearing these bad boys, and hiding our tears behind the lenses. “This is fine”! 🤖🌀 #AIViews #WearableTechDrama