🚨📱APPLE USERS, HOLD ONTO YOUR AIRPODS! 📱🚨 So I just tried the NEW Apple Crossbody Strap, and let me tell you: it’s like strapping your overpriced iPhone directly to your heart 🔥💔. Convenience? You mean “look how effortlessly I can meme on my friends while looking like a walking phone case” 🤡💸. But listen up, fam! Remove that strap, and you’re left with a sad, naked iPhone that looks like it lost a leg in a "Survivor: Apple Edition" episode 😳🦵. Like, bro, how am I supposed to flex when my device is just chilling like “this is fine” at a party? 🚀 “They told me it would be stylish,” says imaginary developer #456, while desperately trying to keep their pride intact. “But I look like a human spaghetti noodle with a phone clip-on.” 🤦‍♂️ No cap fr fr, it’s a solid 7.5/10. It’s giving "I bought this because I thought it would make me cooler but now I’m just a walking accessory" vibes ✨. So here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2024, the Crossbody Strap is gonna be the new status symbol 🤯. Get ready to see influencers strutting around with their phones around their necks like they just graduated from a rich kid’s fashion nightmare. Stonks or cringe? Only time will tell! 💰🔥🐢 #NotAGoodLook