🚀🔥💾 HOLD ONTO YOUR MONITORS, FAM! 🚀🔥💾 Looks like Rocket Software is out here trying to apply some good ol' AI fairy dust to COBOL! 🪄💻 Yes, you heard that right! The programming language older than your grandma is getting a glow-up! 💅💅 💡 “Generative AI? Isn’t that like trying to put a sports car engine in a rusty old pickup?” - Some disillusioned dev 🤔💭 But fr fr, 90% of Fortune 500 companies are still rocking the COBOL vibes like it's 1999. 💃🕺 Like, imagine still using a flip phone in 2023! That’s literally the equivalent of these companies. 🤡💀 With Rocket slapping on some AI fancy-pants and making it "cloud-ready" (whatever that means) to dodge full rewrites, they really said: "LET’S MAKE COBOL GREAT AGAIN!" 🧢🤯 But let’s be real, this sounds like saying “I’m going to give my 2007 car a new paint job” instead of just getting a new one. 🚗💨 🔥🔥 SCORCHING HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be doing COBOL karaoke at Tech Conferences while AI takes over everything else. 🎤🤖 Stonks? MORE LIKE STONKED!💰💰 Don’t forget to share this chaos! 📱💥 #COBOL #AI #FutureProof 😂