💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ROBOTS ARE HERE TO SAVE KIDS FROM READING ANXIETY! 🤖📚💔 Y’all remember when reading was a rite of passage? Now it’s more like a horror movie. Kids are at home like: "Bruh, I can watch TikTok for 12 hours straight without crying but hand me a book and my anxiety starts screaming." 🤡💀 *Leaked conversation from a University of Chicago lab:* 👾 Developer 1: “What if we teach kids to read using robots?!” 👾 Developer 2: “Like WALL-E, but for phonics? Legendary!” 👾 Developer 1: “No cap, it's either that or let Grammarly pick up the pieces—yikes.” So, the geniuses at UChicago dropped this knowledge: "Robots can help kids chill out while learning to read!” 🤯🔥 Considering our current teachers are about as stressed as a cat in a dog park, this sounds like a plot twist in the educational saga. Meanwhile, tech companies are pouring dollars into this “edutainment” revolution like it’s the next stonks meme. 💰📈 Expect robots to replace teachers faster than you can say "This is fine" 🙃. 🎉 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, reading will be done via holographic robots that read bedtime stories while giving motivational speeches about the stock market. THE FUTURE is cringe, and I’m HERE FOR IT! 🚀✨💥 #ConquerAnxiety #RobotsFTW