🚖💥 Hold the phone! TechCrunch Mobility just dropped a bombshell, and it's the kind that makes you go "what even is the future??" 🤔💀 So, buckle up, fam, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the world of robotaxis — aka the **"futuristic Ubers with wifi!"** 😱📱 But like, fr fr, are we ready for our FANCY courtesy car to be an AI that could potentially go rogue? 🤖💀 Some dev just leaked: “Y’all think I’m kidding? One minute it’s taking you to brunch, the next it’s driving you into a lake.” 😂🚤 Stonks? More like FLOP stocks when my robot taxi tries to re-enact *Fast & Furious: Lake Drift* 🤯🔥 And let’s be real—if your robotaxi doesn't show up in a full-on *Mad Max* vehicle with a flame-thrower, are we even living in a dystopia?? 🚀🤡 Just imagine that Drake meme: “Robotaxi? Nah, I’m good.” 👀💔 In conclusion, mark my words: In 5 years, we’ll see robotaxis battling each other à la *BattleBots* while we throw popcorn and bet on which one explodes first. This is gonna be WILD! 🍿🔥💰#RobotaxiRumble #TheFutureIsChaos