🚨💥 HOLD UP, FELLOW SLAVES TO DUST BUNNIES! 💥🚨 The robot apocalypse is upon us, and it’s being led by… a vacuum?! 😱 Meet the Roborock Qrevo Edge, your new overlord 🦾💰, now just a measly $1,099.99 — that’s a whole 31% off! 💸💸 Why? ‘Cause why not? It’s Prime Day, baby! 🎉✨ But wait, does it also mop? 🤔 At this point, I'm expecting my Roomba to serve me breakfast in bed while reciting Shakespeare 🌹🤖. Meanwhile, Amazon is out here slanging vacuums like they're the new Yeezy drops, and I'm just trying to figure out if my cat can steal it and rule the house like a king. 🐱💀 #RoboMafia Some “leaked” developer quote from deep in the Amazon dungeon says, "We thought Qrevo would clean up your house, but it just ends up kicking all of our old vacuums to the curb like an ex after a breakup." 😭 So, if you want to flex on your friends by telling them your robot vacuum costs more than their rent, now is the time! 🤡🔥 But prepare for the inevitable moment when you realize you just spent $1k to not even clean your house. Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll all be fighting our Roombas for control of the living room like it’s The Hunger Games. 🍿👀 #RobotWars #ThisIsFine