
"Roblox's new AI sniffs out teens in video selfies like it's an Instagram filter. 🕵️♂️💀 No cap!"
🌈🚨 HOLD UP! I hear Roblox is officially jumping into the “Let’s get in your face with AI” game! 🤖💀 This new age verification feature scans teens’ video selfies like they’re some lit TikTok audition. Is it just me, or does this sound like a dystopian high school reunion we never asked for? 😱🙅♂️ **Here’s the tea** ☕️: Roblox is basically saying “We don’t trust you to tell us how old you are, fam. Let’s see that selfie!” So if you thought your cringy TikToks were bad, just wait until your selfie gets analyzed by AI. “Roblox dev #57: ‘Honestly, I just want to see who still has a flip phone!'” 😂💔 And what’s this “Trusted Connections”? 🚀 Sounds like a fancy way to say “No more random dudes sliding into your DMs!” But who’s that peeping through your camera? 🤔 *Pulls out the meme template* Drake pointing to “no to private info” while pointing left at “whenever AI uses your vid for training data riot.” 📸🔥 Unhinged prediction time: In 2025, Roblox will drop an AI-powered version of Tinder: “Swipe right if you’re not a bot!” 😅 Get ready for a future where *everyone* gets to be your bro—be it actual humanoids, AI, or your mom trying to get on the ‘trusted’ list. Get your popcorn ready, fam! 🍿💰 #RobloxAIForTheWin