🚨🔥 BIG MOVES ALERT: Roblox is turning into the Karen of gaming! 🚀💀 After getting hit by a tsunami of lawsuits trying to shake the world of child safety, they’re like “Hold my JoJo's Bizarre Adventure plushie, we gotta tighten this thing up!” 🤡💼 Say goodbye to all those “Unrated Experiences” your 13-year-old cousin spent months trying to "develop" in his mom’s basement. 😂➡️🪦 If you thought you were gonna hang out in *Roblox-ville* without an ID, think again, bucko! Only 17+ can get a peek into those “special” hangout zones—like the *legendary* bathroom. 🛁👀 Can you imagine a teenager showing off their ID to play Roblox? “Uh, yeah, I *totally* need to show you my ID to chill in a digital bedroom, sir. Major stonks, bro.” 🤣💸🤙 As one dev leaked (totally real): “Bro, if they thought OnlyFans was exclusive, they better watch Roblox turn into a gated community! Fr fr.” 🔥 Prediction time: Next year, Roblox will introduce a “Roblox Premium VIP +18” subscription that costs $99.99 a month for access to “Adult Hangouts.” It’ll be an NFT-based world of adult content and the kids will be like “This is fine.” 💩💰🚀